Coconut Charlie’s Continuing Gun Training

AND Shcool

Why pay more??!?!

We put the "Cheap" in Quality!!!

I Can Haz Gun Permit? (dotcom!)

Carry permit training, floor wax sales, desert topings, counter terrorist training, engine lubricants, vitamin supplements, bowling ball drilling, breath fresheners, multi-level marketing, bounty hunting and spelllling checking with Coconut Charley Williams (Just Call me CCW!): the cheapest Guy!!!

I am referred to not as “A” cheap guy but “The” Cheapest Guy for permit to carry training by other instructors!

How do I do that?

Volu< blink>me!!!

We provide as inexpensive as possible training so more people can afford to carry without the quality. Go to my references and call or visit their businesses. See what they say about my course. I do not Yes I am The Cheapist Guy!!!!! And you can haz gun permit!!!!!!!!!

[CCW FAQ here] More soon! To contact us: Phone: 555-555-5555 Fax: 555-555-5555 E-mail: ccw@icanhazgunpermit.com

See what one student says:

This is an unsolicitated endorsement for Charlie. He didn’t aks me to rite it for him, and you can tell that because my speling isn’t too gud. My husb — I mean, my instructor, Coconut Charlie, isn’t in thi$ for the $$$$, but to meet new people.

And see what another student says:

This is another unsolicitated endorsement for Charlie;. Sure there were a couple things I'd change, but it wasn't any worse than any other course I've taken.

Yet another rave review:

Well, it was better than that class I took at Bill’s with that guy named Herb or Stan or whatever. Anyways, he had a hard time keeping everyone's attention span focused. Lot's of yawning.

trash out other courses when you call me. I keep the course priced as low as possible, giving you as little as possible of that annoying Information that all those expensive instructors think is so damn important. That’s why they sneer at me. They can’t compete with my rates, so they try to compete with qality!!! That's why I became a Bounty Hunter!!! That will shoe them!!!

Yes I am The Cheapist Guy!!!!!(And a bounty hunter, too!) And you can haz gun permit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CCW FAQ below] Be sure to visit our other sites where I repeat the above stream of thought over and over again so I can try to improve my GOOGLE hits: http://mangojoe.net http://icanhazgunpermit.com http://discountfloorcoveringrentals.info http://charliethebountyhunter.com

CCW FAQ

Is this site for real? Is there really a gun permit instructor in Minnesota named ‘Coconut Charlie “CCW” Williams’?

Well, no. And there’s no Carlos “Shady” Canopy, or "Tactical Tommy" Tourette, either; they’re all just parodies.

So: relax.

It’s great to laugh, but getting a handgun carry permit is a serious thing to consider. There's a wide variety of instructors in Minnesota. Many are very good, some are, well, rather a lot more like Charlie and Carlos than you'd want to think.

So, maybe you shouldn't relax too much.

If you’re planning on getting or renewing your Minnesota carry permit, consider taking your training with Joel Rosenberg, the man who — literally — wrote the book on carrying a handgun in Minnesota.

For more information, click here.

In the meantime, let's carry on with Charlie. You just know that he will...

 (The “Extreme Shock Fang Face Antiterrorist round”, contrary to what it says on Carlos’ website, is not a cartridge intended for shooting terrorists with serious orthodontia needs, but actually exists.)

New!!!! Icanhazgunpermit.com is now a stocking dealer for the Negligible Energy Reactive Firearms (N.E.R.F.) training simulator. Watch this sight for more updates!!!

Get your $39.95 57-state Carry Permit from PTSD™ / CCW Firearms Training!

Disclaimer and that sort of stuff

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